Winter 06.07 Quote Board

Ok, so, before I toss the quote board in the midst of my move...

here it is. All the house quotes worthy of writing down for the past winter.

11.4-"I wish I had an ass star!" Matt
11.12-"I'd rather smell your ass than pay the gas." Stephanie
12.15-"I don't have no mama drama." Greg
12.18-"That is an ass ton of fudge." Jamon
12.20-"I'm losing my tuna!" Stephanie
12.26-"I just wanna ski some steep and deep fuckin nar!" Dave
1.1-"Don't tie a big knot, cause then I'd need to cut it..and then I'd need to cut you." Dave
1.1-"1) Cut a hole in the box. 2) Put your junk in the box. 3) Have her open the box." Everyone
1.1-"Hey. Did I give you a titty-twister last night? I tried but I failed? Good." Jamon
1.1-"Good lord! Where are my pants?" Stephanie
1.5-"I might punch him a little bit." Dave
1.8-"I wish I was a pharmacist." Matt
1.14-"I like being gangsta and shit but I'm not smoking any mo blunts." Dave
1.15-"If I still had Jams that fit, I'd rock 'em!" Unknown
1.30-"All you need to change is the stuff that changes your feet and crotch. That's my policy." Jamon
2.15- Jamon-"Man, it's really starting to snow. Dave and Re are missin out."
Mom-"At least Re's coming back. Dave's just stupid."
2.15-"Kick her in the cunt, she'd stop!" Stephanie
2.22-"That's when I tood the shower, cause I had poop all over my butt." Matt
2.22-"House rule: Break a window, shotgun a beer." Stephanie
2.24-"What smells like foreskin?" Random white trash.....