Top 10 Reason’s to Not Pickup a Craigslist Rideshare
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10. Rider has to argue about campsites. Say's brilliant things like: "Park next to those two cars for sale. We can camp there." Cause a truck with two dogs and WI plates will blend right into a lot with BC cars in it? Huh?

9. Upon waking up from campsite (found one, not next to cars for sale), when asked 'How did you sleep' responds, "Good enough. I guess." Well, good morning to you too Mr. Negative pants!

8. Rider disbelieves everything you say just because he's never heard of it. Expresses disbelief by yelling 'what.' Not just 'what!', but 'wwwWWWHHHAAAAATTTT!' in an screeching voice rising in volume. Rider also says, "I don't really care for cursing." Then proceeds to say "Shit!" about everything.....everything.

7. Rider doesn't ask to stop to use the bathroom, but says, "Can we stop? I have to use the toilet!" Toilet? You're not my friend....say bathroom. Toilet is reserved for people I'm comfortable with....

6. Rider than uses 'toilet' only to come out and say (about the east indians leaving the facilities), "Stupid Indian pigs, pissing all over the toilet! I mean I'm not a racist, but". At this point I decline to listen further.

5. Rider says things like, "I used to like Pam Anderson. I mean, Kid Rock? I don't know, he's pretty much a shaved monkey!" As if this guy ever had a chance....oddly enough he's 55 and still single.

4. Rider talks about travelling around the world, only all his stories are suspect. Mostly because everytime the town he was in has 99 people...as in, "I once was on this island in the south Pacific, I think there were 99 people living there..." or "I went to this village in Germany, it only had 99 people..."

3. Rider packs like he's never travelled ANYWHERE. As in, does not carry a sleeping pad, but carries a $40 WalMart tent and a bag full of tapes. Tapes...and a Walkman.

2. Rider freaks out about said Walkman when it stops working. Begins yelling "Shit! Goddamn it! Shit! Piece of shit! I can't believe it doesn't work!" Rider does not take it well when you mention perhaps it is normal for a 25 year old, second hand store tape deck to stop working. Rider then proceeds to hassle you to stop at every secondhand store so he can look for a new Walkman. You refuse. Rider is again not happy.

1. Rider is this guy: